Snively '11 | February 22, 2008
"Math = Broken"
This OFFICIAL MIT blog is probably not designed for late-night delirious whims of posting. Oh well.
So, it's late (3:00 AM) and I just finished most of a Diff Eq. PSET (I started at 10:45 PM, it's been a long day).
Here's when you know it's time to go to bed.
Roommate Jon: "Did you get Part II, 4) d?"
Me: "No, solving for k was impossible, not even Mathematica could do it."
Jon: "I know, the same thing happened to me. I think I figured out how to do it though."
Me: "How?"
Jon: "Here, look what I did. . . "
Me: ". . . what!?!"
Jon: "Wait, you can't even solve this! I hate math."
Me: "I'm going to bed."
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the comic's from the Tech right?
Posted by: jinziling on February 22, 2008 03:30 AM
You have been having a long day. Did you see the one with the square root sign? I (heart) math jokes!!!
Posted by: Alexander on February 22, 2008 03:30 AM
Sorry for the double post but actually the comics from XKCD (I think).
Posted by: Alexander on February 22, 2008 03:31 AM
I tried taking log and solving on both sides and then substituted 2k=u and and and and and and and................why can't i do it???
Yea.....now i'm going to sleep to....!
PLEASE POST THE SOLUTION TOO!
Posted by: Roshini on February 22, 2008 03:34 AM
Hey! Please don't do this to math!
Posted by: Tanmay on February 22, 2008 03:34 AM
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Posted by: Roshini on February 22, 2008 03:35 AM
k=0.5 by...well, guessing.
it's 4:30 PM in my timezone, so apparently my brain's working alright ;)
Posted by: jinziling on February 22, 2008 03:36 AM
Oh jinziling, the points of intersection will be the solutions, and there are TWO! k=-0.75(approx) I just posted the graph on myspace...
Posted by: Tanmay on February 22, 2008 04:08 AM
Mathematica CAN do it...use FindRoot.
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 04:28 AM
it's 4:30 in morning and i'm still awake
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 04:33 AM
1. I love that video! Whatchu know about math, whatchu know about math, etc. :D
2. Hahaha your response to the nonsensical method is probably the funniest part of the whole thing.
"...what?!"
OH and did you know? "?!" has its own name! I heard it was called an interrobang.
Posted by: Shamarah on February 22, 2008 06:29 AM
I SOLVED IT....MIT ACCEPT MEEEE!!
(I emailed you the solution snively, post it if you want to!)
Posted by: Khaled Saad ('12 hopeful) on February 22, 2008 07:03 AM
i'm sure snively can do it too...he's just tired
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 07:31 AM
oh and btw, i love your blog snively!!
Posted by: Khaled Saad ('12 hopeful) on February 22, 2008 07:45 AM
and im sure he can to do it too.....its just a simple substiution!!
Posted by: Khaled Saad ('12 hopeful) on February 22, 2008 07:47 AM
It's diff Eq PSET and the question has just one variable??Hilarious!
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 07:54 AM
Snively has posted it under health and safety.. Much more Hilarious!
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 07:59 AM
What makes solving that equation for k fall under the category of "differential equations"?
Posted by: Lauren on February 22, 2008 08:07 AM
Please don't post the answer so soon. Let many solve it...then please post it.
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 08:28 AM
Take care Snively.. No more late night Math for you :) Lol!
Posted by: Shruthi on February 22, 2008 08:37 AM
-.8563 works
Posted by: AnonSpoiler on February 22, 2008 09:47 AM
This seems like as good a time as any to post my mathe...lingual proof that MIT is better than Caltech:
MIT ~ Brains.
Caltech ~ Brains.
MIT = Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Caltech = California Institute of Technology.
MIT-> Good with science/technology.
Caltech-> Good with science/technology.
Germany-> Good with science/technology.
German-> Language of Germany (good with science/technology).
mit = German word for 'with.'
cit = not the German word for 'with.'
Caltech = not the German word for 'with.'
MIT -> "German word for 'with'" Brains.
Caltech -> "Not the German word for 'with'" Brains -> Not with Brains -> Without Brains.
q.e.d.
Questions? Comments? Can I help clarify? :D
Posted by: AwayfromHome on February 22, 2008 09:48 AM
How long is the PSET?
Posted by: steph on February 22, 2008 10:38 AM
Just looking at it k = 1/2
Posted by: kevb on February 22, 2008 11:33 AM
hmm, jon and michelle came by btb and did this problem with me around midnight last night. i thought i solved it.. haha maybe not. turning it in anyways.
Posted by: sara '11 on February 22, 2008 11:48 AM
and in response to alexander -- the comic is from caltech's prank on The Tech from last year's cpw; it was supposed to be a parody of xkcd.
Posted by: sara '11 on February 22, 2008 11:51 AM
Thanks Sara! Jon mentioned that you had worked on it, and that you made numbers up, and kinda just smashed stuff together until something worked. Whatever does the trick.
And yes, although it looks like an XKCD comic (it was indeed parodied), Sara was right. It was the comic CalTech hacked my CPW with. I like to have fun with it. In fact, it's a greeting now between me and some friends.
"Math."
"Math."
"LOL."
In answer to some of the other questions (mainly as to why this looks nothing like a differential equation), that's because there was a whole lot of work done until this point and this is the boiled down version of an initial value problem. Do you want to know what the whole problem is?
Thanks for all of the help, now I may actually get this right when I turn it in this afternoon.
Posted by: Snively on February 22, 2008 11:58 AM
Alright, will the question only include the first order nuclear reaction formula like T(1/2)= 0.693/k and another one from which it is derived?
I am asking this because I might be missing some important theory taught at the classes of MIT( Sigh....How I wish to be there).
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 12:32 PM
Is the subtitle a reference to the YouTube video by TI-84?
If only math worked like Jon thinks it does at 3:00 am, it would make my life much easier...
Posted by: Suzanne on February 22, 2008 12:32 PM
@Suzanne
Click the link in the subtitle. . .
Posted by: Snively on February 22, 2008 12:38 PM
Ugh. I don't see what the problem is.
If you just want the real values of k, you can plot both sides and see where they intersect:
k = .5
k = -.76
Of course, if you replaced the k on the right with a T, and wanted K(T), I can't see how you'd do that.
I'm not that good with math, so there's probably just something I'm not seeing.
Posted by: Alex on February 22, 2008 12:45 PM
@Libin
The question only uses T(1/2) = Ln(2)/k
The trick is to figure out dx/dt and then solve for x. Use your known value of x to set up dy/dt and solve for y, and then use everything you know so far to set up dz/dt solve for z.
Hint: For part 4, when Kr is at a maximum, that's an initial value problem with t=2ln(2) and dy/dt = 0.
Oh, and this may help in general:
http://scitation.aip.org/journals/doc/AJPIAS-ft/vol_71/iss_7/684_1.html
Posted by: Snively on February 22, 2008 12:46 PM
yeah, the first three parts are fine enough.
In d) How comes you equated and got the result that you have blogged. Throw some light man on it man.
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 12:51 PM
I might be missing something but...isn't the function on the left strictly increasing, and the one on the right strictly decreasing, so the given equation has at most 1 solution? Then 1/2 would be the only solution.
Awesome post, loved the YouTube video!
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 12:59 PM
I'm not sure. I didn't actually get an answer that boiled down to that. While my answer didn't work either, this is the answer that some other people got. It was just an un-fun problem.
Posted by: Snively on February 22, 2008 01:00 PM
It's cool, buddy. Having 2 indeed 3 nuclear fissions all together..never got to solve something like this. How did you link up z(t) with y(t) and x(t). Sorry for this repeated postings..I am really sorry. LOL.
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 22, 2008 01:01 PM
I got
k=0.5 or k=-0.765
Posted by: mike on February 22, 2008 03:14 PM
GETTING THE ANSWER IS NOT THE POINT BUT THE WAY IT IS SOLVED...A GRAPHIC CALCULATOR CAN GET THE ANSWER BUT ONLY WE CAN SOLVE IT.
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 03:30 PM
alright all you nooby mathematicians,
k= .5
k= 0
DID ANY OF YOU BOTHER TO CHECK YOUR OWN ANSWERS!!!
2^(2(.5)) = 1 + 1/(2(.5))
2^(1)=2 and 1 + 1/1 =2
2 = 2
2^(2(.5)) = 1 + 1/(2(0))
2^0=1 and 1 + 0 = 1
1 = 1
nothing else works
Posted by: MIT math wiz on February 22, 2008 04:15 PM
edit*
for the bottom one
2^(2(.5)) = 1 + 1/(2(0))
2^0=1 and 1 + 0 = 1
1 = 1
this is supposed to be
2^(2(0)) = 1 + 1/(2(0))
2^0=1 and 1 + 0 = 1
1 = 1
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 04:20 PM
You, um, just divided by zero.
Posted by: Snively on February 22, 2008 04:22 PM
forgot to log in again, above is mine as well
Posted by: MIT math wiz on February 22, 2008 04:22 PM
oh sorry i'm only in 4th grade
didn't know you can't divide by zero =0
Posted by: MIT math wiz on February 22, 2008 04:25 PM
I think I first knew that math was broken when I read about the Dirac delta "function." (It's actually a distribution...but don't tell the physicists that!)
Posted by: Will on February 22, 2008 04:45 PM
*coughs at MIT math wiz*.
I'm actually kind of happy that I managed to solve that :) The PSET was too much to read on a snow day though.
Posted by: Harish on February 22, 2008 04:46 PM
Did you try putting LOG on both sides then simplyifing it then solving for K?
Nice blog btw.
Posted by: Anonymous on February 22, 2008 04:53 PM
This is how to solve it:
let 2^(2k) = a
therefore 2k = ln(a)/ln(2)
then substitute into the original equation...and manipulate it untill you get
a^a = 2a
(btw at one point you are going to have to take e^ of both sides.....post it snively!!)
The answer you get is a=2....then substitute back into 2^(2k) = a and find k....it turns out to be 0.5!
Posted by: Khaled Saad on February 22, 2008 05:03 PM
^^ ("post it snively" as in post the solution i emaild you!)
Posted by: Khaled on February 22, 2008 05:05 PM
I think what Kaled did was an elaborate way of finding one of the roots by inspection. In fact, as jinziling showed, k=1/2 could be deduced from the original equation.
However, I think finding the second root (k=-0.765), a numerical approach would have to be taken. A good method would be graphing the rhs and lhs and finding the intersection points, as Tanmay did.
Posted by: Andrew '12 on February 22, 2008 06:58 PM
That 18.03 pset was crazyyyy......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: math is coooolll on February 22, 2008 07:03 PM
Oh Oh Oh!
Set it to zero and use Newton's Method!
My Calc teacher would be so proud.
Posted by: PinxiSimitu on February 22, 2008 08:38 PM
Negative values of k won't be possible; it's decay constant after all...So .5 is the only solution.
Posted by: Tanmay on February 22, 2008 09:50 PM
The part's over every1...move on....next blog, next blog!!!
Posted by: Lielainee on February 22, 2008 10:49 PM
18.03 Problem Set 1
"Part II contains more challenging and novel problems. They will be graded with care
(Complain if they are not!) and contribute the bulk of the Homework grade."
LOL!
Posted by: Anion on February 23, 2008 12:14 AM
That 18.03 pset was a beast. It was the reason why I stayed up until 5:15 AM last night (and I guess I started much too late...=/). I was so delirious at the end.
The calculations for #4 was a beast. All that work to get "ln 2" at the end. How anticlimatic.
Posted by: Oasis on February 23, 2008 12:27 AM
^ Oops, I don't know whether I should say that, but I guess everyone turned it in already...
Posted by: Oasis on February 23, 2008 12:29 AM
Hmm I got 0.5 without any fancy manipulations or substitutions. Maybe I used Jon's kind of math a while ago...
Posted by: Shauna on February 23, 2008 12:35 AM
lol, that's because your roommate did 2^{2k} = 2*{stuff} --> 2k = stuff
Posted by: Rachel '12 on February 23, 2008 12:46 AM
@ Oasis
I disagree, when an answer comes out to something simple like that, I think back to my calc teacher's words of wisdom,
"It's too beautiful to be wrong."
Posted by: Anonymous on February 23, 2008 01:13 AM
Actually, that problem was designed so the answers would be pretty, and said as much in the text of the problem. Very considerate of our professor, don't you think?
It was still a pain in the butt though. :D
Posted by: Paul on February 23, 2008 01:20 AM
So, uh, Snively....I guess you have to cite all of the bazillion people that posted on this blog entry as your sources of help, eh?
Posted by: Eric '12 Hopeful on February 23, 2008 02:55 AM
Lol...Funny Eric.
So have come to a suitable solution( method indeed) yet?
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 23, 2008 03:02 AM
hahaha, I love Jon's method. He does what he wants and doesn't let the rules of math hold him back. =P
Posted by: Hawkins on February 23, 2008 12:53 PM
Impressive... however why use all those fancy equations... I believe that what Snively and the other people did were okay... however Newton's Method???? heh this one was an interesting question took me about... well 15 -20 mins to solve. My calc teacher was proud...:)
Posted by: Rahul Jain on February 23, 2008 05:47 PM
Strangely enough, I actually have a serious question about life at MIT. Most Excellent Snively, is 3:00 AM a normal bedtime for you? How late do your PSETs usually keep you up? I'm fairly sure that I'll be majoring in some sort of engineering (right now I'm leaning towards Course 10), and that's no picnic anywhere. So how bad is it at MIT? What are the consequences of getting so little sleep?
Posted by: Twilight Bob on February 23, 2008 06:24 PM
that is pretty funny stuff - that Caltech spent the time to hack MIT's magazine and call them nerds. I got to admit, though, that is a joke with style.
Posted by: Max 12 on February 24, 2008 12:16 AM
I conjecture that the more random/sillier a blog post is, the more comments it gets.
Or maybe it's just the math.
Posted by: Anonymous on February 24, 2008 07:39 AM
just get a=1/2 by solving get the other soln. as I get when done by graph.
Posted by: baggy on February 24, 2008 09:23 AM
Woah woah woah,
Don't be hatin' on Newton's Method.
It's Legitimate.
Just say that 0= 2^2k-1-1/(2k)
So then F(k)= 2^2k-1-1/(2k).
And then K2= k1 - F(k1)/F'(k1)
So just pick any old number for k1 to find k2.
And then, K3= k2 - F(k2)/F'(k2)
So just do that infinity times and you get the right answer.
It sooooo simple why would you just want to use that complicated algebra and substitution mumbo jumbo.
Newton is where it's at.
Posted by: PinxiSimitu on February 24, 2008 07:53 PM
It's almost in a form that you could attack with the Lambert W-Function.
Posted by: Suggestion on February 24, 2008 09:12 PM
This post absolutely made my night
Posted by: Carolina on February 24, 2008 10:17 PM
That was a wonderfull post!
Could you please tell me the tentative dates by which the RA's can hear from the MIT admissions office?
Thank you!
Posted by: Anonymous on February 24, 2008 11:19 PM
I can make a really logical guess but Admissions will announce officially soon.
I'd place decisions at 11:48 AM EST on March 22nd
Posted by: Snively on February 24, 2008 11:28 PM
Find:
Sum from k = 1 to infinity of k / (5 ^ k)
Posted by: Fun Math Challenge on February 25, 2008 02:14 AM
Hey Snively, what is the logic behind the date you mentioned?
Posted by: Libin Daniel on February 25, 2008 04:49 AM
@Libin
Here's my logic:
Decisions always come out mid-march. They're also always released online on a Saturday afternoon (at least in my experience). That narrows it down to the 15th or the 22nd. Two years ago they released on Pi Day (March 14th). Last year they tried to release that early but couldn't pull it off because of the larger number of applicants. They have even more applicants this year, so March 15th looks unreasonable. March 22nd looks pretty reasonable though.
As for the 11:48 AM, decisions are officially released online at 12:00 PM EST, but they actually sneak them on about 12 minutes prior. Haven't figured out why yet, but it's a handy little bit of info.
Sooooo, that's my thinking. This could be completely wrong so don't quote me on it (although I'm an admissions blogger I don't actually know the inner workings and secret stuff from the admissions office), but it'd be safe to guesstimate.
Posted by: Snively on February 25, 2008 01:02 PM
thx Khaled Saad.
that really helped a lot... solved it :)
I know there must be some way other than compute it numerically... especially when there is a rational number...
Posted by: Mgccl on February 26, 2008 05:02 PM
